Linkbait top eighteen

Sure-fire:

1. Apple sucks chunks
2. Microsoft blows chunks
3. Linux blows monkeys
4. Is the penguin dead? Microsoft buys every patent in SCO's portfolio
5. Microsoft admits porn spyware conspiracy: if you look at tits, we will know; and that's our genuine advantage
6. Linux is less secure than Windows 3.1
7. Mac OS X has severe vulnerability that allows hackers to access your bum hole
8. Linux has severe vulnerability that allows hackers to access your bum hole
9. Windows accesses your bum hole
10. Bum holes access your Windows
11. Bible code patented by Microsoft
12. Cold fusion demonstrated by conjoined twins in Ohio
13. Mathematical proof of mathematics inability to prove itself proved, or am I? Says Gödel
14. Perl is shit, .NET is teh bomb
15. French language traced back to the mumblings of a senile duck with a heavy cold
16. Eating, drinking water, implicated in lack of immortality say Breatharians
17. Linux installed on bacteria, Ventner pissed
18. Digg a lot of shit, say Diggers
19. Blogger can't count

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