People who will get an iPhone, won't appreciate the love it brings to their sad, blinkered and fairly shitty lives, but will also be a poor advertisement for the godPod:
- Republicans and tories, David fucking Cameron
- Creationists and Intelligent Design apologists
- Metallica
- Hippies
- Jerry Bruckhymen
- Fox news (w)anchors
- David fucking Winer
- YBA tools: Jake and Dino fucking Chapman and Tracey fucking Emin
- Dick Cheney
- Any spice girl, except maybe emma bunton
- Simon Cowell or Sharon Osbourne
The people who won't get an iPhone, but it'd be kind of funny if they did, and would be (at best) ambivalent publicity:
- Bill obviously Gates
- Steve (I'd laugh my ass off) Ballmer
- Gordon Brown
- Ozzy Osbourne
- E.T.
- Bart Simpson
People who should get an iPhone, publicly and with much fanfare:
- Dr. Who
- Shigero Myamoto
- Lemmy
- Nelson Mandela
- Lars von Trier
- Hayao Miyazaki
- Ian MacEwan
- Charlie Brooker
- Richard Feynman (posthumously)
- Eddie Izzard
- The Queen
Eddie Izzard. He probably stood in line for one.
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