I am diskgrinder, and I am larger than an ant, but smaller than someone taller than me. I'm also a damn sight cleverer than someone far more stupid than me.
I can speak 7 languages, 6 of which I made up myself.
I am spiritually indeterminate - somewhere between an agnostic and an atheist, should they be sitting quite close together.
I have no beliefs except the firmly held one (as it's slippery) that you shouldn't believe everything you read in a phone directory.
I take laudanum as a pick-me-up and take a snide remark as a put-me-down.
I am diskgrinder, I am all of me.
This is SO much easer to read.
ReplyDeleteYour wife who is no longer *what*? What's going on, not that it's any of my business.
ReplyDelete?
ReplyDeletetwitter updates, 'I am waiting for my wife who is no longer. . .'
ReplyDeleteagain, not my business, but it begs the question.
ahh?
ReplyDeleteNothing to it really. She's shorter than me.
Typical DG not-as-funny-as-I-first-thought thing going on there. Plus, I was watching that episode of Dr. Who that chokes me up every time (he nearly gets married - long story, very good one too)
ReplyDeleteJeepers. You had me worried. I seem to have a lot of problems with people I know getting squished by autos. Glad it's just a height issue.
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