Google Analytics points out the continuing struggle to win the hearts and minds of the parvenu colonials (more green=more hits). Need to find some way of attracting the mid-west. Marshmallow-stuffed turkey ? Because I know you have fairly disgusting diets out there in the nasty blank miles of between. Or maybe I should find god? (Stuck to my sole). Rant incoherently for a while on plainly daft theories of ontology and epistemology? (How do I know I'm evolved from slime-mould?). Or is that too up its own fundamentalism? So if you have a friend (or a backwoods flange of interbred cousins you don't talk about) in the dead miles between cities, drop them a carrier pigeon and get them to access my blog (with their steam-driven Babbage engines , or hay-built abaci), let some slightly dingy British rain into their golden-corn lives. Also, it appears I'm not appealing to the redneck constituency. What's the matter with y'all? Too busy fucking your sisters?
Hey Nick,
ReplyDeleteWhat up with this test? Did you pass?
Wait.
I'm starting to sound like you.
As well, I just had an incredibly crap meeting with a panel of idiots. I love community, must remember, love community. How much can anyone argue about shrubbery and wheelie bins and remain sane, I'd like to know. Let's trim the wheelie bins and put the shrubbery out on alternative Tuesday. But that's just me. I have to spend the next several weeks moving ALL my flowers out of the front garden bed and into the back garden bed. Bless me if I can understand it. Great time for transplanting as well (spoken with dripping sarcasm, as unattractive as that may be).
Rather missed your blogging and ORG presents. 'Cause who doesn't like presents??
dang.
Bilbo Bloggins. I like that. Stream of conciousness.
Imagine me gardening. And gardening.
My spelling is getting further and further away from any standard. Heigh ho.
Oi, achei teu blog pelo google tá bem interessante gostei desse post. Quando der dá uma passada pelo meu blog, é sobre camisetas personalizadas, mostra passo a passo como criar uma camiseta personalizada bem maneira. Até mais.
ReplyDeleteWhich means this:
ReplyDeleteOi, I found yours blog for google tá well interesting I liked this post. When to give gives passed for mine blog, is on t-shirts personalized, it shows step by step as to create a t-shirt personalized way well. Until more.
it's in Portugalian
Whoa.
ReplyDeleteis that "whoa" as in "that's both rebarbative and egregious", or "whoa" as in "that's a cool, dude"?
ReplyDeleteI can never tell with this transatlanticlation.
"panel of idiots"? That's going to get used. Like an updated papal Confederacy of Dunces, but with extra venom.
ReplyDeleteThey have passed a death sentence on my shrubbery. I grieve.
ReplyDeleteThe "whoa" was for the strange little foray into, perhaps, Portugal? Jussst a wee bit out of context.