Rollmop serendipity trap

Well, more spam goodness for you. This is a particularly poetic and resonant image - lucky pickled herrings setting a trap for unwary cod. See below for cod philosophy.

or don't

fish are not known (how can they be? They have nothing to say, that isn't bubble-wrapped and reliant on gills) to be philosophers. so where's this idea that cod have philosophy come from? What next:

• Bream Scientology?
• Chubb Macrobiotics?
• Tuna Musicologists? (Arf!)