Friday, July 13, 2007

iPhone owners: hot and cold

People who will get an iPhone, won't appreciate the love it brings to their sad, blinkered and fairly shitty lives, but will also be a poor advertisement for the godPod:

  • Republicans and tories, David fucking Cameron
  • Creationists and Intelligent Design apologists
  • Metallica
  • Hippies
  • Jerry Bruckhymen
  • Fox news (w)anchors
  • David fucking Winer
  • YBA tools: Jake and Dino fucking Chapman and Tracey fucking Emin
  • Dick Cheney
  • Any spice girl, except maybe emma bunton
  • Simon Cowell or Sharon Osbourne

The people who won't get an iPhone, but it'd be kind of funny if they did, and would be (at best) ambivalent publicity:

  • Bill obviously Gates
  • Steve (I'd laugh my ass off) Ballmer
  • Gordon Brown
  • Ozzy Osbourne
  • E.T.
  • Bart Simpson

People who should get an iPhone, publicly and with much fanfare:

  • Dr. Who
  • Shigero Myamoto
  • Lemmy
  • Nelson Mandela
  • Lars von Trier
  • Hayao Miyazaki
  • Ian MacEwan
  • Charlie Brooker
  • Richard Feynman (posthumously)
  • Eddie Izzard
  • The Queen

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