Pointy-eared fuckers living up trees, barefoot and stoned out of their tiny faces.
Never trust an elf - they come across all hippy dippy and cooler than a fridge, but they get one mile near the voluntary sector and they are just as venal as the next greased-up fascist, but with sanctimony.
At least orcs'll fuck you before they eat you.
I always thought that the way elves' eyebrows pointed the wrong way was somewhat suspicious, but wondered if that was cynically elvist?
ReplyDeleteNo, they are mendicants and rapscallions.
ReplyDeleteAnd evil little buggers toboot.
ReplyDeletefuckers one and all
ReplyDeleteaye, let the elf who casts the first stone try owning a greenhouse.
ReplyDeleteFuckelf.