Identity of the next pope

Some old guy who's never fucked a woman.

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  1. Anonymous11:56 pm

    Probably wrong *there*.

    Juss NObody

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  2. Archange9:40 am

    Well, definitely an old man.

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  3. Archange9:41 am

    Anyway, getting a bit too rude with these posts. I'm going to go back to the fragmentary fiction and maudlin navel-gazing for a bit.

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  4. Archange11:18 pm

    see, I laughed anyway. Sitting here up my ivory tower where elephant tusks are mullions on my window and I can survey the landscape laid out to the distant shores.

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  5. Anonymous11:56 pm

    I can survey the hedge laid out to distant retail outlets. Does that count?

    http://imagine-bgp.livejournal.com/

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  6. Archange12:41 am

    "distant retail outlets" !

    Funny as 10 on the standard scale

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