Saturday, December 08, 2007

Elves on dope

Pointy-eared fuckers living up trees, barefoot and stoned out of their tiny faces.

Never trust an elf - they come across all hippy dippy and cooler than a fridge, but they get one mile near the voluntary sector and they are just as venal as the next greased-up fascist, but with sanctimony.

At least orcs'll fuck you before they eat you.

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