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keeping this

...that's elbow? That's fine.

burn rate

Calculate how much you money you burnt driving, fill in either cost per litre or cost per gallon (the vice of the versa will automatically update converted). If you can't work out the rest, then go for a long drive in a 4x4, you need the money. Cost per litre: Cost per gallon: Miles you travelled: Average miles per gallon: You spent:

Conservation idea, what with the price of petrol and shit

Put a sensor on the accelerator pedal, wire this into a display on the dashboard that shows exactly how much money you are burning in the engine as you press down. This would have two good effects: More speed=more petrol=more money burnt=incentive to slow down If you see the pennies flying away as you drive you might think twice about driving

The difference between shame and guilt

According to In Our Time the difference between shame and guilt is how you act when you're caught out- Shame: you just want to disappear, let the ground swallow you up Guilt: you want to make amends, apologise So, either fuck off or say you're sorry. That seems to be the moral.

Smile for the camera

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Colonel Panic and Major Headcrash have a conversation

That's a bad sector I just parked where you told me to, sir Where did you park? Just over there, sir That's a bad sector Pardon me, sir? I said, "That's a bad sector" Sorry sir, could you repeat that? I said, "I said, "That's a bad sector"" Sorry, sir, I don't understand I said, "I said, "I said, "That's a bad sector""" Pardon me, sir? I said, "I said, "I said, "I said, "That's a bad sector"""" Sorry sir, could you repeat that? I said "I said "I said "I said "I said "That's a bad sector""""" Sorry, sir, I don't understand

Chewy dinner

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Probably not using the right knife

Blogspot CSS head scratch

The css .post div.footnote ol li, .post p.footnote ol li { font-size:x-small; } .footnote { font-size:x-small; } no class <p>test</p> <p><ol><li>test ordered list</li></ol></p> test test paragraph class footnote <p class="footnote">test</p> <p class="footnote"><ol><li>test ordered list</li></ol></p> test test ordered list div class div <div class="footnote">test</div> <div class="footnote"><ol><li>test ordered list</li></ol></div> test test ordered list WTF? Tested in Mac Safari 3 and Firefox 2.

well.... hey

Frequently Arsed Questions

FAQ, dumbwad Is there a dog? How do I turn off this chainsaw now? Could I be a solipsist with multi-personality disorder? So, run that by me one more time, we're thinking outside of the box? How about the world and then Poland?

Hollow feeling of abdominal emptiness

Every now and then the abyss is there Under you, where things drop away, glinting in the dark And in other news, things are looking up Things with glistening eyes And now the weather

hotwheels

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My boys well into these, me too. Also, crackers at a drive-in.

conversion to vector

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I intend to replace my self with a drawing. Well, I'm inking about it.

I'm playing black

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I am liking this game a whole lot. It ebbed and flowed, and had a to and fro thing going on for a while. White is a good player, but inexperienced, I am mediocre but have played for thirty-five years, so it's evenly balanced. My attack has developed out of an early excursion by white's queen down the queen-side. But, there's some tricky moves left. Getting to be good. I'll post the pgn when it's finished. UPDATE Balls to pgn, here's the way it got to here: And it ended: Kc1 - c4 Qe3 - N(c)d4 Qd2 - Ra1++ Could have gone on longer, but I'd have nabbed white's black bishop and still have a strong attack.

spot the difference

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I am the hood, and I will fuck up your oil rig with a disguised dog

Fuck email

gmail me , and I will send you a real letter.

Ok

You ok Me not ok That's the problem We ok now?

Wordsworth was a fuckwit

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Daffodils are shit So are bluebells Foxglove too Dandelions, however, I like Because they grow out of cracks in concrete in the city haze And they are fuckers to weed out So don't

level

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had mescaline and poppadoms for tea. It did me no head harm hoo what's that crawling all over my laptop? It's ants, ants! I love ants

Who's visiting this blog from Devizes?

Fuck off, I don't like Devizes.