When I worked on the railway I heard the apotheosis of creative swearing, where every part participle of the grammar (cow) of the sentence was replaced by the f-word.
Butcher McCready (yes, his nickname), tried to chisel a bolt out of a seized fishplate with his shovel and the fishplate exploded (cast-iron see). So he says:
"Fuck, I've fucked the fucking fucker"
He was also the one who branded me Dr. Stupid - "brain the size of a planet, common sense of a gnat". I lived with that for the whole three years I worked on the railway.
Butcher McCready was the guy who named all of us on the big yellow bus.
"Doom and Gloom" the body-builder ex Corby steel worker who lost all his body hair because he worked in the galvo plant (electric blast furnace) and did not have a sunny disposition.
"Jimmy Saville" - Jim, our miserable driver, because he cunt clit every trip.
"Noggin the Twat" - our norwegian tool boy
"Dick Turpentine" - Richard White (spirit)
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