And on the eighth day the reason for darkness became clear

For every Apple you need a Microsoft

For every Obama you need a Clinton

For every Churchill you need a Hitler

For every Steve you need a Bill

For every ice-cream you need a pill

For every dog you need a rat

For every Ken you need a Boris

For every sandwich you need a shit

For every road you need a graveyard

For every flower you need a weed

For every day you need a night