Tuesday, April 29, 2008

One day I will have an upside down head

If I get any balder, and if I get any bearder.

But that day is not soon. I will not unconsciously grow beard one night whilst losing most head hair, like a balaclava with one too many holes in it.

No! Instead I will have no hair above the collar, excluding eyebrows (else how can I scowl, at which I am good at)?

This is what personal blogs is about: the searing introspection of personal dilemmas (two of them running off a cliff) writ little in Courier. Bald vs. Moustache without looking like a clone - I will return to this important topic once the presidential elections are done (as a democrat in the whitehouse affects face hair choice, as I think you all accept).

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