Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Phrases I have been thinking about for post titles

The equivalent of ohrwurms in the head of me, a writer (that sounds pompous, well done me), is the occasional sparkle of a phrase as it crosses the corpus callosum from right brain to left. Here's some I can't get out my head (you too, Kylie):

  • Creamy Spartan surprise
  • Trumpet blocked by sausage, not a sexual reference, or does it?
  • Mouldy friends reunite in back alleys, hand round crisps
  • Holes are absent plugs
  • Dog bark can't be rubbed
  • Delicate bitch polish

They fizzing bang from one side of skull to the other, narrowly missing ear bones, and therefore not escaping, until now.

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