Friday, July 06, 2007

Traffic news...

This just in: Trent Barber, our traffic-feed on the InterZoom reports a 10-lane multijam on the upbound skedway after a Ford Frisbee's PocketPark™ went into keyring mode. Both driver Chesney Fink, 42, and passenger Gladys Troop, 30, were still inside when the Frisbee smalled up.

A Ford spokesneuter blamed a lint build-up in Fink's fanny-pack that "could of like, gummed up the Frisbee when it was last keyringed, you know?"

So, guys, keep crap out of your manbag if you don't want to be micro-sized on the way to the mall.

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